being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.
Anonymous said: Hi! I'm brazilian. Can I get some Elly to help me forget about yesterday?
Hello humain frind. Im, Doctor Fuzz Buttons.
I heared your people foots game went, not good yesetrday. One tim my roomamt Rave Sahsphay had 2 watch her people foots team lose 5-0 and she had eye waters for many day and make me hug her alwys, terrirble. I sturgled but carnt escape.
Anyway, Your Barsil team people foots had a not good day. Sometimes I’m, not have a good day also. Like t2day, I eats sum bugs but also my own fur hairs, and then I hids a barf in the kitchen.
But! Iven though Im make mistakes and act stupid sometime, still am a beautfiul Cat Doctor. And so ar eyou, wonderufl brasizl human friend, and your people foots team also.
Doctor perscirption, I kiss you wih t my teeny pink snoot Ok. Good nigt.. will be okays Cat Promise.
A quote from the Sharknado 2 plot summary on Wikipedia.
I didn’t watch it, but clearly I should’ve jumped on this bandwagon earlier.(via mummyshark)