pansycat:

one time i was at laughing planet trying to order the ‘lebanese delight’ burrito and i accidentally said ‘lesbian delight’

i tried to correct myself but it kept coming out as ‘lesbian’ and it was the most awkward and embarrassing moment i ever had in a burrito place

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rocksmediabetus:

facesofdethklok:

and then she hungs up on me…i hope she ams okay pt 1

She never calls me back…

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illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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generalcrozier:

trainer murderface would like to battle

generalcrozier:

trainer murderface would like to battle

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elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

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salithewitch:

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this



the internet is for corn

salithewitch:

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

the internet is for corn

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dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

say neigh to drugs

dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

say neigh to drugs

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